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Health is worth more than learning.
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Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it’s just the opposite.
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A cucumber whould be well sliced, and dressed with pepper and viniger, and then...
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Pink All I’m saying is that if I ever start referring to these as...
Quote #17668
Inflation is the one form of taxation that can be imposed without legislation.
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The need to be right — the sign of a vulgar mind.
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No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still...
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To attract men, I wear a perfume called “New Car Interior.’
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To have a grievance is to have a purpose in life.
Quote #30450
The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.