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I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little...
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Nature is not affected by finance. If someone offered you ten thousand dollars to...
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How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks.
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A special Providence protects fools, drunkards, small children and the United States of America.
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A rich widow weeps with one eye and signals with the other.
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Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.
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It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few...
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In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life it goes...
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Civilization is the process of reducing the infinite to the finite.
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Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better...