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If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for...
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my...
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I have seen the hippopotamus, both asleep and awake; and I can assure you...
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Human consciousness arose but a minute before midnight on the geological clock. Yet we...
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Don’t be afraid to ask dumb questions. They’re more easily handled than dumb mistakes.
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I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
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There would be no society if living together depended upon understanding each other.
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If your ship doesn’t come in, swim out to it
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Love and you shall be loved.
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America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it...