Quote #34461
I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on...
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Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.
Quote #12017
I am grateful for all my problems. After each one was overcome, I became...
Quote #28379
If the captain invited me to his party, after he had whipped me earlier...
Quote #10205
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their...
Quote #20260
A bad beginning makes a bad ending.
Quote #9782
Trade-offs have been with us ever since the late unpleasantness in the Garden of...
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There’s never a new fashion but it’s old.
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Pain is nothing compared to what it feels like to quit. Give everything you...
Quote #12651
Buying books would be a good thing if one could also buy the time...