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The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
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It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones...
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Health consists of having the same diseases as one’s neighbors.
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The roses, the lovely notes, the dining and dancing are all welcome and splendid....
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Do not measure your loss by itself; if you do, it will seem intolerable;...
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If you want something said, ask a man if you want something done, ask...
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There is nothing so disagreeable, that a patient mind cannot find some solace for...
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A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
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I wish my name was Todd, because then I could say, ‘Yes, my name’s...
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I laugh, I love, I hope, I try I hurt, I need, I fear,...