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A wise man first thinks and then speaks and a fool speaks first and...
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To be somebody, you must last.
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Between two evils, choose neither between two goods, choose both.
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If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people...
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The true conservative is the man who has a real concern for injustices and...
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Life is a tale told by an idiot — full of sound and fury,...
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Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like...
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I guess one of the funniest memories of my grandfather was the time I...
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Diligence is the mother of good fortune.