Quote #27691
It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all,...
Quote #25419
I do most of my work sitting down that’s where I shine.
Quote #19219
Enjoy life. There’s plenty of time to be dead.
Quote #12425
The art of living lies in a fine mingling of holding on and letting...
Quote #5969
Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out.
Quote #29050
As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to...
Quote #234
Life is too short for traffic.
Quote #2408
The danger is not that a particular class is unfit to govern. Every class...
Quote #2639
The only way to reform some people is to chloroform them.
Quote #18361
The greatest and most amiable privilege which the rich enjoy over the poor is...