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I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless...
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Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
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Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation.
Quote #17668
Inflation is the one form of taxation that can be imposed without legislation.
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Hail to you gods, on that day of the great reckoning. Behold me, I...
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One must desire something to be alive.
Quote #24015
It is the final proof of God’s omnipotence that he need not exist in...
Quote #4835
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
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It is nothing new or original to say that golf is played one stroke...
Quote #4423
Hope is a waking dream.