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If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of...
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Prosperity is living easily and happily in the real world, whether you have money...
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Anybody can win unless there happens to be a second entry.
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One swallow does not make a summer.
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There is no gravity. The earth sucks.
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There aren’t any embarrassing questions–just embarrassing answers.
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Aesthetic emotion puts man in a state favorable to the reception of erotic emotion....
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Honesty is the only way with anyone, when you’ll be so close as to...
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Boyhood, like measles, is one of those complaints which a man should catch young...
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People are very open-minded about new things–as long as they’re exactly like the old...