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Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, Where have I gone wrong...
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Never underestimate the power of the irate customer.
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I am a Marxist–of the Groucho tendency.
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There are two types of people–those who come into a room and say, ‘Well,...
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No liberal man would impute a charge of unsteadiness to another for having changed...
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Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
Quote #28602
Men are doubtful and skeptical about the Church they suspect and dislike the clergy...
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Trees like to have kids climb on them, but trees are much bigger than...
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I remember we were all horrified to see Grandpa up on the roof with...
Quote #1732
Health is worth more than learning.