Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28381 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror,...
Ezra Bowen Quote #13071 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If thee marries for money, thee surely will earn it.
J. S. Habgood Quote #6003 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Movements born in hatred very quickly take on the characteristics of the thing they...
(Anon.) Quote #19162 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Old programmers never die. They just can’t C as well.
Jewish Proverb Quote #13052 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If charity cost nothing, the world would be full of philanthropists.
Edward Bulwer-Lytton Quote #7752 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 What a mistake to suppose that the passions are strongest in youth! The passions...
Author Unknown Quote #15244 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 It is a pleasure to give advice, humiliating to need it, normal to ignore...
Joyce Quote #26014 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Those who have easy, cheerful attitudes tend to be happier than those with less...
Euripides, The Bacchae, circa 407 B.C. Quote #4348 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Slow but sure moves the might of the gods.