Quote #30019
Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the...
Quote #12650
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
Quote #32461
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence you ever tried
Quote #6153
What this country needs is more free speech worth listening to.
Quote #18575
If a man is called to be a streetsweeper, he should sweep streets even...
Quote #2282
The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.
Quote #28622
The road up and the road down is one and the same.
Quote #22961
Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
Quote #7173
Reprimand not a child immediately on the offence. Wait till the irritation has been...
Quote #4771
All slang is a metaphor, and all metaphor is poetry.