Quote #28169
I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate revolver. And...
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The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can...
Quote #20956
A man in all the world’s new fashion planted, That hath a mint of...
Quote #32250
I’m in trouble because I’m normal and slightly arrogant. A lot of people don’t...
Quote #29824
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I...
Quote #28640
Prayer is our humble answer to the inconceivable surprise of living.
Quote #3054
Man is a natural polygamist: he always has one woman leading him by the...
Quote #10021
Fail, fail again, fail better.
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He who every morning plans the transaction of the day and follows out that...
Quote #32679
Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds...