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Of all the warning sounds that animals make, I think the one that’s the...
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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The best helping hand that you will ever receive is the one at the...
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I do not believe in a fate that falls on men however they act...
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Es tan corto el amor, y tan largo el olvido. (Love is so short,...
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Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the...
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He is most cheated who cheats himself.
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1492. As children we were taught to memorize this year with pride and joy...
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He who stops being better stops being good.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...