Quote #6053
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that...
Quote #24459
Ill-luck, you know, seldom comes alone.
Quote #11177
A friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks...
Quote #24068
One should be just as careful in choosing one’s pleasures as in avoiding calamities.
Quote #13897
Happiness lies, first of all, in health.
Quote #512
Acting is standing up naked and turning around very slowly.
Quote #17657
Life can only be understood backwards but it must be lived forwards.
Quote #23080
Every man wishes to be wise, and they who cannot be wise are almost...
Quote #16882
They say the cows laid out Boston. Well, there are worse surveyors.
Quote #19353
You can’t say that civilization don’t advance, however, for in every war they kill...