Quote #26495
Coincidences are spiritual puns.
Quote #4992
After the bare requisites of living and reproducing, man wants most to leave some...
Quote #2061
Courage is the fear of being thought a coward.
Quote #5292
When it is dark enough, you can see the stars.
Quote #595
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their pedestals.
Quote #28094
I probably carry more scar tissue on my derrire than any other candidate-that’s political...
Quote #2041
My schoolmates would make love to anything that moved, but I never saw any...
Quote #12522
Envy is ignorance, imitation is suicide.
Quote #26394
Love and war are the same thing, and stratagems and policy are as allowable...
Quote #22960
Everyday happiness means getting up in the morning, and you can’t wait to finish...