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Friendship improves happiness and abates misery, by the doubling of our joy and the...
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I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and...
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Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
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When I write love songs, people think they’re really soppy — but I see...
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A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been...
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A thing is not proved just because no one has ever questioned it. What...
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When a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates...
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If the grass is greener in the other fellow’s yard – let him worry...
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Reviewing has one advantage over suicide: in suicide you take it out on yourself;...