Quote #7088
Where reason fails, time oft has worked a cure.
Quote #15402
The more you talk to yourself, the more apt you are to lie.
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If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he entitled to...
Quote #18491
Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my...
Quote #18361
The greatest and most amiable privilege which the rich enjoy over the poor is...
Quote #31753
The past itself, as historical change continues to accelerate, has become the most surreal...
Quote #33217
There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an...
Quote #23799
Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million...
Quote #2642
Where it is a duty to worship the sun it is pretty sure to...
Quote #713
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.