Quote #3830
To find a fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
Quote #17189
By all means marry if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If...
Quote #2346
Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
Quote #7240
I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
Quote #25293
The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence.
Quote #1630
Every sweet has its sour; every evil its good.
Quote #9079
Marvelous Truth, confront us at every turn, in every guise.
Quote #22397
We do on stage things that are supposed to happen off. Which is a...
Quote #31051
All men are evil and will declare themselves to be so when occasion is...
Quote #32563
Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army...