Quote #1859
Communism is like one big phone company.
Quote #20325
Reverend Brown Girl, you look so good, someone ought to put you on a...
Quote #10522
The danger is not that a particular class is unfit to govern. Every class...
Quote #25783
… it’s simply wrong to always order kids to stop that fighting. There are...
Quote #30403
I love eulogies. They are the most moving kind of speech because they attempt...
Quote #23850
Not to feel one’s misfortunes is not human, not to bear them in not...
Quote #12652
Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire.
Quote #32789
I try to make everyone’s day just a little more surreal.
Quote #6358
The universe will reward you for taking risks on its behalf.
Quote #2886
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.