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Our business in life is not to get ahead of others, but to get...
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Indeed, we do not really live unless we have friends surrounding us like a...
Quote #540
No nice men are good at getting taxis.
Quote #25070
We are here on earth to do good for others. What the others are...
Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #4770
Literature is a luxury; fiction is a necessity.
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My hometown was so dull that one time the tide went out and never...
Quote #14363
Religion is a candle inside a multicolored lantern. Everyone looks through a particular color,...
Quote #10446
The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations...
Quote #11374
Bravery never goes out of fashion.