Quote #24789
Comedy is the last refuge of the nonconformist mind.
Quote #21814
Civilization is the progress toward a society of privacy. The savage’s whole existence is...
Quote #7840
The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer.
Quote #18239
A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
Quote #25122
Never esteem anything as an advantage to you that will make you break your...
Quote #9901
Let your light shine. Shine within you so that it can shine on someone...
Quote #6877
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
Quote #12269
If a rhinoceros were to enter this resteraunt now, there is no denying he...
Quote #9050
I always deserve the best treatment because I never put up with any other.
Quote #28134
I remember how my Great Uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle...