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I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I’d...
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Money can’t buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy.
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Before Elvis, there was nothing.
Quote #9291
Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back.
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Imagination is the pontoon bridge making way for the timid feet of reason.
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The report of my death was an exaggeration.
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to...
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To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only...
Quote #25921
There’s no fool like an old fool — you can’t beat experience.
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The world is a book, and those who do not travel read only a...