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A broken bone can heal, but the wound a word opens can fester forever.
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I have glorified thee on the earth I have finished the work which thou...
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He who praises you for what you lack wishes to take from you what...
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A man’s as old as he’s feeling, A woman as old as she looks.
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Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
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Whatever it is that the government does, sensible Americans would prefer that the government...