Quote #10688
What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that...
Quote #33408
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.
Quote #11579
I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it.
Quote #22657
In the morning be first up, and in the evening last to go to...
Quote #23839
Be not too hasty either with praise or blame speak always as though you...
Quote #2057
Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.
Quote #6755
When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.
Quote #11575
To save your world you asked this man to die; Would this man, could...
Quote #3095
To get the attention of a large animal, be it an elephant or a...
Quote #21483
They talk most who have the least to say.