Quote #2285
Santa Claus had the right idea. Visit everyone once a year.
Quote #12345
No doubt alcohol, tobacco, and so forth, are things that a saint must avoid,...
Quote #33087
Funny is an attitude.
Quote #30672
Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument...
Quote #2231
Man is the only animal that blushes — or needs to.
Quote #30937
Don’t think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm.
Quote #5873
A friend should be one in whose understanding and virtue we can equally confide,...
Quote #29489
Some of us just go along . . . until that marvelous day people...
Quote #9410
Religion is the opiate of the masses.
Quote #28250
If you’re traveling in a time machine, and you’re eating corn on the cob,...