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It is not enough to limit your love to your own nation, to your...
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The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
Quote #3427
Fear is the tax that conscience pays to guilt.
Quote #3948
Every man serves a useful purpose: A miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor.
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Wear your learning, like your watch, in a private pocket and do not pull...
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The first responsibility of a leader is to define reality. The last is to...
Quote #29931
Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
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Courage is a special kind of knowledge; the knowledge of how to fear what...
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Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The...
Quote #880
I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of my friends who exercise.