Quote #2641
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made...
Quote #602
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.
Quote #12480
It is my belief, Watson, founded upon my experience, that the lowest and vilest...
Quote #9047
The crime of suicide lies in its disregard for the feelings of those whom...
Quote #22765
No one gossips about other people’s secret virtues.
Quote #26944
When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man...
Quote #13136
It is a sin to persue pleasure as a good and to avoid pain...
Quote #5701
In wilderness is the preservation of the world.
Quote #5470
The moment of victory is much too short to live for that and nothing...
Quote #364
To attract men, I wear a perfume called “New Car Interior.’