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I voted for you during your last election. (To President Richard M Nixon)
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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove...
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Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people...
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The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or...
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‘I’m very brave generally,’ he went on in a low voice ‘Only today I...
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To wish to be well is a part of becoming well.
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Men trust their ears less than their eyes.
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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks...
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The world is a book, and those who do not travel read only one...
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The lucky man is he who knows how much to leave to chance.