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If you had to list the different types of haircuts in order of how...
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Newpaper editors are men who separate the wheat from the chaff, and then print...
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Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil, and you’re a thousand...
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Who can believe that there is no soul behind those luminous eyes!
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Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his...
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It turns out that an eerie type of chaos can lurk just behind a...
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May you be in heaven a half-hour before the devil knows your dead.
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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same
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Respect yourself and others will respect you.