Quote #21165
To state the facts frankly is not to despair the future nor indict the...
Quote #11548
Brevity is the soul of wit.
Quote #23087
That fellow seems to posses but one idea and that is the wrong one.
Quote #6618
Choose in marriage only a woman whom you would choose as a friend if...
Quote #880
I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of my friends who exercise.
Quote #27916
I’d rather be lucky than good.
Quote #31456
It is a mistake to regard age as a downhill grade toward dissolution. The...
Quote #13971
Women prefer men who have something tender about them — especially the legal kind.
Quote #31603
I meant what I said, and I said what I meant. An elephant’s faithful,...
Quote #1845
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food...