Quote #31344
Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
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Critics search for ages for the wrong word, which, to give them credit, they...
Quote #28047
You can pretend to be serious you can’t pretend to be witty.
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What a wretched lot of old shrivelled creatures we shall be by-and-by. Never mind-...
Quote #8654
I have never thought of writing for reputation and honor. What I have in...
Quote #14519
You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far...
Quote #32233
Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped...
Quote #14216
One man scorned and covered with scars still strove with his last ounce of...
Quote #15307
It is a poor wit who lives by borrowing the words, decisions, inventions and...
Quote #29901
Never give up. If you want to be something, be conceited about it, give...