Quote #3286
At least when I was govenor, cocaine was expensive.
Quote #8241
Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in the absence of good...
Quote #348
The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year — everything from kings, queens,...
Quote #2346
Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
Quote #21883
Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept...
Quote #18566
Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend.
Quote #12631
Every now and then I like to lean out my window, look up and...
Quote #478
I was raised almost entirely on turnips and potatoes, but I think that the...
Quote #1735
He who has never envied the vegetable has missed the human drama.
Quote #33517
For all their strength, men were sometimes like little children.