Quote #13021
I give myself, sometimes, admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it.
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What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying...
Quote #34563
To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.
Quote #24835
Television is a new medium. It’s called a medium because nothing is well-done.
Quote #939
Many, if not all, of my presidential opponents are certifiable idiots.
Quote #6209
Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist.
Quote #14924
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the...
Quote #30454
There are children playing in the street who could solve some of my top...
Quote #25555
The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be. . .and there...
Quote #33450
You couldn’t be that good and not know it, somewhere in your secret heart,...