Quote #21748
You can never get enough of what you don’t need to make you happy.
Quote #34184
Obviously crime pays, or there’d be no crime.
Quote #12687
Punctuality is the thief of time.
Quote #22243
The absurd is born of the confrontation between the human call and the unreasonable...
Quote #28390
If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let ‘em...
Quote #7519
Your face is a book, where men may read strange matters.
Quote #30805
The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
Quote #27001
That was my gift — having the ability to put certain guys together that...
Quote #10599
There is no mistaking a real book when one meets it. It is like...
Quote #2434
How could I lose to such an idiot?