Quote #17031
Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
Quote #28557
Dieu me pardonnera c’est son metier. (God will pardon me, that’s his job.)
Quote #9573
There are three rings involved with marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and...
Quote #23535
Then join hand in hand, brave Americans allBy uniting we stand, by dividing we...
Quote #28259
Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
Quote #11794
I do not propose to write an ode to dejection, but to brag as...
Quote #2484
Nothing gives one person so much advantage over another as to remain always cool...
Quote #7950
Outside every fat man there was an even fatter man trying to close in.
Quote #3281
What men call good fellowship is commonly but the virtue of pigs in a...
Quote #30044
You will be better advised to watch what we do instead of what we...