Quote #28058
High living and high thinking are poles apart.
Quote #30023
My candle burns at both ends It will not last the night But ah,...
Quote #2044
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #29017
Don’t compromise yourself. You are all you’ve got.
Quote #21890
When the blind man carries the lame man, both go forward.
Quote #2895
Awards are merely the badges of mediocrity.
Quote #12740
Give neither advice nor salt, until you are asked for it.
Quote #32428
You can’t make someone love you, and while you try, you lose the people...
Quote #19064
A woodland in full color is awesome as a forest fire, in magnitude at...
Quote #28128
If I ever get real rich, I hope I’m not real mean to poor...