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When I played ball, I didn’t play for fun. . . . It’s no...
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Employ thy time well, if thou meanest to get leisure.
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Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.
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If you suffer, thank God! — it is a sure sign that you are...
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True gentleness is founded on a sense of what we owe to him who...
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Remember that lost time does not return.
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Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what...
Quote #880
I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of my friends who exercise.
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‘Out upon merry Christmas What’s Christmas time to you but a time for paying...
Quote #30388
If I have a thousand ideas and only one turns out to be good,...