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Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as...
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How far would have Moses gone if he had taken a poll in Egypt
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No normal man ever fell in love after thirty when the kidneys begin to...
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Troubles are often the tools God fashions us for better things.
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I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
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Creativity is…seeing something that doesn’t exist already. You need to find out how you...
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To lose one parent, Mr Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune to lose...
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If there was a big gardening convention, and you got up and gave a...
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I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.
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The world belongs to the enthusiast who keeps cool.