Quote #8681
My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once...
Quote #23522
A man who is ‘of sound mind’ is one who keeps the inner madman...
Quote #7278
Peace visits not the guilty mind. (Nemo Malus Felix)
Quote #7880
Therefore search and see if there is not some place where you may invest...
Quote #1406
Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little...
Quote #30634
You may not be in a class by yourself, but it sure doesn’t take...
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #23920
Be happy while you’re living, for you’re a long time dead.
Quote #5017
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
Quote #15758
Pride the first peer and president of hell.