Quote #19195
Hanlon’s RazorNever attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Quote #2567
In expressing love we belong among the undeveloped countries.
Quote #34220
On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
Quote #10234
So convenient a thing it is to be a reasonable creature, since it enables...
Quote #6833
They always talk who never think.
Quote #28177
Can’t the Marx Brothers be arrested and maybe even tortured for all the confusion...
Quote #10704
It is good for a man to eat thistles and to remember that he...
Quote #26467
Happy is he who still loves something he loved in the nursery He has...
Quote #19100
Sometimes we may learn more from a man’s errors, than from his virtues.
Quote #33527
Youth isn’t always all it’s touted to be.