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I have been driven many times to my knees by the overwhelming conviction that...
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Grammar school never taught me anything about grammar.
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Write a wise saying and your name will live forever
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I can’t bring myself to say, ‘Well, I guess I’ll be toddling along.’ It...
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If work were good for you, the rich would leave none for the poor.
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If thou are a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf.
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The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
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The man who carried out the attack is still in power and still insane,...
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Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another
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If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said “No.”