Quote #28195
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe...
Quote #24844
Early to bed and early to rise — till you get enough money to...
Quote #11330
At Christmas play and make good cheer, For Christmas comes but once a year.
Quote #282
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do, and they...
Quote #1959
Television: chewing gum for the eyes.
Quote #10848
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
Quote #24329
Each man is led by his own liking.
Quote #4747
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.
Quote #22383
Every man should have a college education in order to show him how little...
Quote #2609
Our land is more valuable than your money. As long as the sun shines...