Quote #34268
She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
Quote #21247
I used to think that cyberspace was fifty years away. What I thought was...
Quote #281
The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears...
Quote #25586
There is that maketh himself rich, yet hath nothing there is that maketh himself...
Quote #6172
Things could always be worse; for instance, you could be ugly and work in...
Quote #2462
The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that carries any reward.
Quote #25984
Prejudices, it is well known, are most difficult to eradicate from the heart whose...
Quote #6714
I have only one superstition. I touch all the bases when I hit a...
Quote #17788
It is the difference of opinion that makes horse races.
Quote #32461
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence you ever tried