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I think Superman and Santa Claus are actually the same guy, and I’ll tell...
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I came into this world, not chiefly to make this a good place to...
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The best defense against the atom bomb is not to be there when it...
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Living together is an art.
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The way to get on with a cat is to treat it as an...
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War is a matter of vital importance to the State; the province of life...
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With reasonable men I will reason with humane men I will plea but to...
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Any enjoyment is weakened when shared.
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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Wisdom does not show itself so much in precept as in life – in...