Quote #3921
The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.
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I can forgive Alfred Nobel for having invented dynamite, but only a fiend in...
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If the fans don’t wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop...
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Kids’ views are often just as valid as the teachers’. The best teachers are...
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It isn’t necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice — there...
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E.L. Or if, uh, you’re too wasted to remember- it is not cheating. Because...
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No nation ancient or modern ever lost the liberty of freely speaking, writing, or...
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Our government sprang from and was made for the people — not the people...
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Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to...
Quote #28433
I think Superman and Santa Claus are actually the same guy, and I’ll tell...