Quote #17094
The man who lives free from folly is not so wise as he thinks.
Quote #28746
If you haven’t any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of...
Quote #34036
It’s not that some people have willpower and some don’t. It’s that some people...
Quote #484
I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades...
Quote #7609
Boredom is a sign of satisfied ignorance, blunted apprehension, crass sympathies, dull understanding, feeble...
Quote #14545
There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they...
Quote #4222
Familiarity breed contempt.
Quote #13679
Often people attempt to live their lives backwards; they try to have more things,...
Quote #34620
I’m going to a special place when I die, but I want to make...
Quote #20541
I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he...