Quote #25735
I prefer my oysters fried That way I know my oysters died.
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Genius will live and thrive without training, but it does not the less reward...
Quote #34259
A man who lives everywhere lives nowhere.
Quote #12737
Gentlemen prefer bonds.
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On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
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A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but...
Quote #16472
It is not for him to pride himself who loveth his own country, but...
Quote #30254
An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best...
Quote #29671
I cannot believe that my illness is natural. I suspect Satan, and therefore I...
Quote #1391
To be able to fill leisure intelligently is the last product of civilization.