Quote #30223
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
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To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than...
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Always be nice to people on the way up because you’ll meet the same...
Quote #6599
The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad...
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I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two...
Quote #934
I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought...
Quote #27040
What do you take me for, an idiot
Quote #33066
Some Americans need hyphens in their names because only part of them has come...
Quote #21033
While I see many hoof marks going in, I see none coming out. It...
Quote #8538
The shah always falls in the end, Saddam always turns on you, and the...