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Men of the noblest dispositions think themselves happiest when others share their happiness with...
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No man but a blockhead ever wrote except for money.
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When one door closes another door opens but we so often look so long...
Quote #19866
To the question whether I am a pessimist or an optimist, I answer that...
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There is no slavery but ignorance.
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All of us learn to write in the second grade. Most of us go...
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If you have a lemon, make lemonade.
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The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
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Happy You know my girlfriend is dead. She fell off a cliff and died...
Quote #3980
Women should be obscene and not heard.